How come we’re still stuck in a rut?
May 21, 2008Miss Snotty: I don’t know whether I should be happy that the weather we have this May is not May weather at all.
Sir Uhm-a-lot: They say it’s global warming. They’re fussing about it. But I don’t really know… surprisingly I don’t have an opinion about the weather lately. I don’t feel very affected… at least until the footage from Pangasinan came in.
Miss Snotty: Oh, yes, my boyfriend’s family lives there. I heard from the news that some parts of the province are still steeped in flood water. The good news though is that the senator I’m working for is planning to send relief goods. Well, at least, his staff is. Planning, I mean.
Why does your comeback have to be this short?
August 5, 2007Miss Snotty: I just read a rather interesting book by my favorite author.
Sir Uhm-a-lot: And that'd be what, Snotty dearie?
Miss Snotty: Don't call me dearie, I call people 'dear' or 'dearie' only when I feel horribly condescending. Anyway, this book is called Dirk Gently's Hollistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams. The love.
Where have you guys been?
May 24, 2007Sir Uhm-a-lot: Aren't you lucky you're not yet in school? Already I wanna go home. I hate long breaks. I keep on thinking about endless insecurities and stuff. Oh no, not again.
Miss Snotty: Oh yes, not again. I'm actually looking forward to school for only one reason: I miss this Japanese restaurant. I miss their ramen.
Sir Uhm-a-lot: Which one?
Do dogs know much more than we do?
April 30, 2007Sir Uhm-a-lot: I feel damn insecure.
Miss Snotty: Because?
Sir Uhm-a-lot: Well, things. I sort of woke up today and realized that I've been such all along.
Is time really gold?
April 18, 2007Sir Uhm-a-lot: I hate rushing. Just this afternoon I realized what I thought was due this Friday was due tomorrow. Thus, I'm rushing both a resumé and my schedule, which has been terribly ruined by the realization. Then again, time was never on our side…
Miss Snotty: That's cliché dude. Think up something creative like "time is a heebie-jeebie that never goes away" or "time is like a bad hickey you worry about the next morning" or "time sucks big time I want to throw it away". Something like that.
Sir Uhm-a-lot: Well, I never really had the time to read novels, thus I never have any of those creative slogans that only you can think of. Or, you merely decide to while your time sleeping to some fantasy land while I keep my feet firmly planted on the ground doing things that actually lead to better chances for one to cheat another.
nice blog. just passed by while roaming the blogosphere. 